10.) You dye your hair aqua green and buy yellow cat eye contacts.

09.) You buy Halloween black feather wings and make one look like it's broken.

08.) You have this intense hatred for redheads unless they are male.

07.) You inflict pain on yourself to know what he must feel like when he tries to transform. Oo;

06.) You analyze him to death to where what you say no longer makes sense.

05.) When you see his horn all you can think of is 'handle.' (thanks Zanne! XD)

04.) You have "those" kind of dreams of him. *blush*

03.) You challenge your friend to fight you with light saber toys, only yours is a double ended one.

02.) You find a stray fox and lizard, poke out one of their eyes, and adopt them.

01.) You take a paper towel roll as a make-shift horn and ask your boyfriend to stick it on his forehead and call you Fil, while you're making out. *blush*